Friday, 8 February 2008

Monkey

My shoulders have been aching for nearly one month. I am a beast of burden. I like to take the problems of the world and load them onto my back. Don't worry if it has nothing to do with me, my life, my country, my backyard. I will take on anyone's problems at any time, 24/7. I don't even have to know you, to feel your angst.

My name is Watergurl and I'm obsessive compulsive.

I like to hold on to the past. I give my issues a deathlike embrace and hold on for all eternity.

My own, your own, anyones own. Call me on 0800 takemycrap or visit
www.isthatamonkeyonyourbackdoyouhaveroomforanother.com

Geez I need to let go

4 comments:

Bettie K. said...

Oh dear lord don't let my baggage weigh you down! (although it is a very nice Coach leather set).

As if our own shit isn't enough, we just add more on for company. Where is TM to knock some sense into us? Oh yes...she has me worried sick about her health issues. :)

Tex's Missus said...

Got any room on those shoulders for a freaking great Silverback gorilla ?? Good God Girls ... I hink we are triplets separated at birth ! Seriously, we are a good bloody trio aren't we ?

Perhaps it's a case of if we help others it takes our minds off our own "issues", but I fear we all have a serious case of co-dependency (yikes !) .. the good news is that whilst it's difficult to cure, it's not terminal and we can get over it. One outstanding book (if you have the stomach for it) is called "Co-Dependent No More" by Melody Beattie....dare I suggest you check out your library or get on line - it makes lots of sense for chronic people-pleasers like we chicks....

Tex's Missus said...

WTF ???? I want my money back lady - I've dialled that number and googled that website and.....nuthin' ... Actually, you can keep my money to feed my monkey - he likes your place better than mine - mine was full up :)

Bettie K. said...

Watergurl...where are you? Did you run away with your flat mate? Or did you meet up with the other fella??

This monkey needs to be fed!! (That sounds positively pornographic!)